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Church Ladies with Typewriters

 

They are back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters.

 

These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services !

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The Conference

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals

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Recycling

Scoutes are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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The Sermon

The sermon this morning:  "Jesus Walks on the Water". The sermon tonight: "Seraching for Jesus".

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We'll help

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help..

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The song

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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In case you didn't know...

For those of you who have childen and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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The choir.

Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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The marriage

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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Bean supper

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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Sermon Topic

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Choir robes

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Donations

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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Fine Dining

The church will host and evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Pot-luck supper

Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

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Clothing

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing for everykind. They may be seen in the basement on Frday afternoon.

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Hymn in the Park

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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The Pastor

The pastor would appeciate it is the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

 

The Support Group

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

 

Shakespeare's play

The eight-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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... and this one just about sums them all up:

The associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:

"I Upped Mt Pledge - Up Yours."

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