Church Ladies with Typewriters
They are back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters.
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services !
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals
Scoutes are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water". The sermon tonight: "Seraching for Jesus".
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help..
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
In case you didn't know...
For those of you who have childen and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host and evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing for everykind. They may be seen in the basement on Frday afternoon.
Hymn in the Park
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The pastor would appeciate it is the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
The Support Group
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eight-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
... and this one just about sums them all up:
The associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped Mt Pledge - Up Yours."